Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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