I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he puts the penis in happiness.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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