she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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