I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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