Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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