if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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