I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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