dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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