Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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