Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have fence marks all over my body
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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