I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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