I wannas sexs uuuuu
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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