I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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