How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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