Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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