I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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