Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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