That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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