ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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