How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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