Christians are straight up FREAKS
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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