HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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