it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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