I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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