Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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