Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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