I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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