you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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