Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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