I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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