quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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