The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
