I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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