Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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