YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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