don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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