Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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