I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
now i know why i became what i already was.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
