I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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