Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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