Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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