I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You can't just leave with hair like that
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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