You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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