everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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