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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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