direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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