She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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