how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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