So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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