dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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